See two posts down. Well I’ve got a whole bunch of them for you. Last night I tried this line on James as Corey suggested: “You should be sin<sup>2</sup> and I should be cos<sup>2</sup> so that we could be one together.” He said, “WHAAAT? Where did you get this joke? From whence did this joke [...]
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
I realized I haven’t posted any Jamesisms for a while. It’s not because he hasn’t been making them, just that I don’t remember them. Normally I try to post them in fairly short order, but the untold witticisms that emerged during our vacation will be lost in the mists of time due to my lack [...]
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
The thing about James and I is that when we’re alone, we have our own little dialect. For example, all verbs are treated as regular when it comes to the past tense: James: I drinked a bit. teehee! Or, if it just doesn’t sound RIGHT, then the correct past tense form can have the -ed [...]
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
We went swimming last night and he slept over, since we both needed some snuggles. He got in bed while I was in the bathroom, and when I came back to my room and went to check my email as usual, there was a note on my keyboard: “NO! COME SLEEP!” I disregarded it and [...]
Last night I went shopping – first Value Village, then grocery store to get faux egg nog (didn’t find any). Anyway, James was under the impression that I wouldn’t be gone very long. When I got back after 2.5, maybe 3 hours, he was worried sick. I explained how clothes shopping works. He felt better. [...]
I’m sitting at his computer, wearing a fleece blanket. He walks over as it happens to slip off my shoulder. “Oh no!” he exclaims, putting it back on. “You put your toga back on or you’ll freeze to death like a fig!” What is it with him and figs today?
James got the worst haircut of all time yesterday. I swear I’d love to put a bag over that boy’s head till it grows out. Anyway, it ended in us having yelling match in a parking lot at White Rock beach. We always get sidetracked onto arguments about the argument. In his corner, there was [...]
James’ cousin had an all-veg thanksgiving dinner tonight since her sister is a new vegetarian, and it was super nice. Lots of really good food and I feel way happier at an event which isn’t centred around a dead bird. Also, James’ friend (and his old roommate… guy lives with James’ dad) is finally really [...]
Roughly to the tune of 99 Red Balloons: You didn’t eat the fish because it was swimming in a dish You subsist on plant fibre and you are not a driver though sometimes you drive me crazy other times you are just lazy
When James wakes up, if it’s not via an alarm and not too early, he is generally exuding bonhomie like it’s going out of style. This morning while cuddling me he sang me this: You are warm as a tepid bunny with or without money because you are GOOOOOOD [high note] to me…. [whispers] and [...]