I thought “What did you do today?” was a fairly straightforward question, but (as best as I can remember it) this was the answer I got, delivered pretty much in one breath:
Well, first I went to the magic island where I found a unicorn. And the unicorn picked me up and took me to the magical unicorn land where they nest and nobody had ever seen it before, except me. Then the unicorn dropped me off in Stanley Park and left me. So I was there in Stanley Park and I didn’t have anything to do, and I was just standing around. But I found a leprechaun, and he helped me dig a tunnel, because he’s a much faster digger than me. He dug under the water, all the way over to near my office, at Crab Park. It was pretty muddy there, but he lined the tunnel with gold and that kept us both warm and dry. So I climbed out of the tunnel at Crab Park and said goodbye to the leprechaun, and then I came home. And that’s what I did today.
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James is so funny!!
Oh you wouldn’t believe the stuff he says. I don’t even remember half of it, since I’m not around any writing implements when he says them (or if I am, I can’t really sneak away to write it down surreptitiously).
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