Bizonkulous

I am bored at work. So here is a list of things that are currently in my wallet.

• debit card
• credit card
• BC Care Card
• Safeway card
• Vancouver Park Board card
• Mountain Equipment Co-op card
• blood donor card
• library card
• fit stop card (where I park my bike)
• expired Ontario driver’s license
• Ontario organ donor card, which I think is not valid anymore
• building pass (for the office)
• security card (for the office security company)
• business card for lady who sells alpaca yarn
• appointment reminder card for when I’m eligible to donate blood next
• 10 cents in Canadian Tire money
• receipts for:

— bike headlight
— beer
— new suit
— tofu
— ATM
— groceries
— lunch (burrito at Steamrollers)
— ATM again
— dinner (veggie burger at Sweet Cherubim)

• - my insurance adjustor’s card
• - coffee shop stamp card (where they stamp it and you buy 10 and get 1 free)
• - Salad Loop stamp card
• - yarn store stamp card (it’s full)
• - bead store stamp card
• - another yarn store stamp card (same store)
• - RFID card for bike parking facility
• - movie ticket stubs, and this may be embarrassing, but since I’m listing everything:

— Rocky Horror Picture Show
— Indecent Exposure To Cars (World Naked Bike Ride documentary)
— Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
— The Passion of the Christ
— The Stepford Wives
— Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
— Kingdom of Heaven (urgh, I paid $12 to see this??)
— Meet the Fockers
— Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
— Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
— Clerks 2
— Borat
— Music & Lyrics

• a baseball game ticket (Hickory, NC Crawdads vs. Charleston SC Riverdogs)
• a loonie
• a quarter
• a pink and white striped plastic barbell end. For a 14g external… I don’t own any of those. ??

I’m going to throw out half of this stuff.