Bizonkulous

I bought two more balls today. I have…. uh… quick counting… at least four works in some stage of progress. You’d think I’d finish them first? Hardly.

I also got vegetarian haggis in a can and some red grapefruit marmalade, and James’ mom gave me a green shirt that says “I [heart] nerds” and a ginormous beige Anne Klein formal coat. It looks ridiculous on me… like a lab coat gone wrong, with shoulderpads and some weird sleeve gathering. I usually wear a small, it’s an extra small, and it’s HYOOGE on me. It feels like something you’d wear around to expose yourself to small children, if you were really pervy.