See two posts down. Well I’ve got a whole bunch of them for you.
Last night I tried this line on James as Corey suggested: “You should be sin<sup>2</sup> and I should be cos<sup>2</sup> so that we could be one together.” He said, “WHAAAT? Where did you get this joke? From whence did this joke come?” (Beauty and the Geek, of course.)
Later we discussed trigonometry.
E: See, it’s just like I said
J: Well, I want to be cosine squared… no, sine. I like sine better.
E: Okay, doesn’t matter to me.
J: Actually, tan is way better.
And for about 5 minutes, he explained to me why sine and cosine suck and tangent is special.
Also, before going to sleep he brought up the subject of who gets what side of the bed - specifically he wanted to switch sides. This is unacceptable.
J: But I have a majority of the vote!
E: No you don’t! And switching sides requires a two-thirds majority anyway!
J: That’s not possible!
E: Damn straight it isn’t. OK fine, a simple majority.
J: Ahaha, I win!
E: No, you need 50% plus one.
J: No fair, presidents have been elected with less. Gerald Ford was elected with 41% of the vote!*
E: Doesn’t matter. That was a plurality anyway.
J: But the Republicans split the vote!
E: That doesn’t matter! Nobody’s splitting my vote!
And in the end, I maintained my side of the bed.
This morning, James rolled over to snuggle me.
“Ouch, you’re like a coal, hot and… burning. Okay you don’t get anymore blankets.” And he took away all my blankets.
There you go, three in one entry.
*Yes, I know this is erroneous. It was the subject of another debate this morning, solved by Wikipedia.
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