I forgot to mention this yesterday. When I was walking from the office to the parking lot yesterday to get my bike and go home, I think I got assaulted by a woman with the WORST mullet I have ever seen.
I saw the mullet approaching… the bangs were like a bowlcut, but it was more shaggy on the side, only the bottom part (like above her ears) was shaved. I didn’t stare though, just a brief glance, made eye contact, looked away like you do with any other stranger you accidentally make eye contact with.
So she was coming toward me, sidewalk was crowded, we brushed past each other on each other’s right, and bumped elbows like you sometimes do on a crowded street. But it freakin’ HURT! A LOT. Now there isn’t that much force generated from two people walking at a normal speed in opposite directions, but her elbow hit mine pretty damn hard. Anyway I just kept walking because I was kind of stunned and thinking “did she just… ow!”
The reason I was reminded this morning was that it still hurts. If I press gently on my elbow just under the joint, it feels really bruised, though it hasn’t discoloured.
Bizarre no?
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