Conversations such as this one are completely normal.
[Listening to the CBC in the car]
James: Did that guy just say “square spice”?
Elaine: She was supposed to be the sixth Spice Girl, but she got cut.
James: Yeah, they cut her good.
Elaine: I hear her left leg was never found.
James: They should have had a Triangle Spice. That’d be way better.
James has turned out the lights and now he is lying in bed, going “kshkshksssksksjsh” to imitate my typing noises.
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