Bizonkulous

My boyfriend and his roommates seriously need to start locking their windows. He dropped me off so I could go shopping and then went to a movie with his sister, and when I came back nobody was home and all the doors were locked. It took me less than two minutes to get [...]

At church yesterday. J (who’s at least in her 70s) is talking to me over lunch after church, and when she comes back from getting seconds she stops before sitting down and leans over to look at my left ear.
“Is that a hole?” she asks. I assume she’s talking about my orbital. [...]

This morning, on the way out the door in my dressy work clothes, I realized that I was out of bus tickets, had no change, and less than $18 in my account to buy new bus tickets. So I threw on some old clothes, tossed the nice ones in my backpack, and [...]