I had the weirdest, grossest dream.
I dreamed I had four chest surface piercings, and one morning while visiting family in PA I woke up to find all the beads from the barbells had sunk into my skin. So I was freaking out about how to fix it, I didn't know any piercers in PA, didn't have any money, all that. So I went to the bathroom to see what I could do. One of the piercings popped right open on the top, ripped across, and the skin separated making a nice cup of skin, full of blood. So I took that barbell right out. Eventually I got the others out too, but they didn't have real jewelry in them… one had two straight barbells pasted together in the middle to make them one long one, another had this huge twisty plastic thing, and another had this plastic mechanical thing that looked a lot like my mini bicycle pump. And some other stuff I can't remember anymore, but in my dream I remember thinking it was like Mary Poppins' carpet bag, how the hell did this all get in here and how did I not notice when the piercer was putting it in?
But the grossest was the fourth hole. I squeezed five maggots out of it before waking up. I am so effing grossed out right now.
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