Elaine: “Mom, we're out of sherry cooking wine.”
Mom: “Did you drink it?”
She was being totally serious.
Mom (to dad): “Elaine lost her house key.”
Dad: “Where's your house key Elaine?”
Elaine: “If I knew that…. “
Dad (just getting home): “Did anyone call for me?”
Elaine: “No.”
Dad: “Did Mike Smith call for me?”
what the hell!!
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